How to Chill Like a Philosopher: Ancient Wisdom Meets Your Local Dispensary
At PhenomWell CBD Store, we believe that great products, good conversation, and a little wisdom can go a long way. We also believe that relaxation is a noble pursuit—and one that people have been chasing for thousands of years.
So today, we’re imagining what would happen if a few ancient philosophers walked into a hemp dispensary in Salisbury, NC.
What would they choose? Would they go for premium THCA flower, small-batch THC gummies, or something mild and restorative like CBD with CBN?
Let’s find out.
Plato: Forms, Fire, and Flower
The man who envisioned the world of perfect ideals would probably insist there’s a true gummy out there—one that represents the Form of relaxation. He’d ask a lot of questions.
We’d hand him “The Elevator.”
It’s our most popular THC gummy, and for good reason. With potent Delta 9, a boost of Delta 8, and a slow-onset body high, it’s the kind of gummy that speaks for itself.
Confucius: Ritual, Respect, and Relaxation
Confucius taught the importance of harmony and structure in daily life. We think he’d find calm in a few carefully dosed CBD gummies or a CBN sleep tincture, designed to support rest, balance, and mindful living. And when he really wanted to align the yin and yang? He’d reach for our Grandfather Mountain gummy—a perfect blend of Delta 9 and CBD, available in Cherry Peach or Green Apple.
Lao Tzu: The Tao of Chill
“To the mind that is still, the whole universe surrenders.” Lao Tzu would likely have skipped the fuss and gone straight for a Basic Preroll—something clean, simple, and easy to enjoy in the moment. If he had the time and tools, maybe he’d roll his own. But the Tao isn’t about effort—it’s about flow. And nothing flows like a ready-to-smoke preroll when the goal is stillness and simplicity.
The Buddha: Compassion and Clarity
The Buddha’s path was one of moderation, peace, and awareness. As the namesake behind Zen Buddhism, we imagine he'd appreciate our zzzZenful gummy—a balanced blend of THC, CBD, and CBN designed to calm the body and quiet the mind without overwhelming it. A little compassion, a little clarity, and a lot of chill.
He might also go for the Entourage gummy, another balanced blend with just a bit more brightness—perfect for unwinding without checking out entirely.
Diogenes: The Cynic in the Barrel
Diogenes rejected convention and lived in a wine barrel. He probably wouldn’t care much about cannabinoid profiles—but he would appreciate the raw power and unfiltered intensity of Snowball, our most potent THCA flower dusted with isolate. Give this man a lighter and a little solitude, and he might even stop heckling Plato for a while. Or not. Either way, he’s chasing it with 3’s Company—our triple-blend gummy with Delta 8, 9, and 10 that hits like a philosophical sledgehammer.
Relax Like a Thinker. Shop Like a Local.
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