Please note that these jokes are intended to be light-hearted and not to promote any negative stereotypes. Please enjoy them responsibly.

Why did the stoner plant hemp seeds? To grow his joint account.

What’s a pothead’s favorite type of pizza? Extra baked.

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A few corny jokes:

Why did the stoner invest in a sailboat?
Because he wanted to sail the high seas.

How do fish get stoned?
They smoke seaweed.

Why did the stoner go to art school?
He wanted to learn how to draw a joint.

Why did the stoner plant Cheerios in his garden?
He thought they were donut seeds.

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