100 Hemp jokes

These jokes were written by Chat GPT (openai.com/blog/chat-gpt/).

1. Why did the hemp plant go to the doctor? Because it was feeling knotty.
2. Why was the hemp plant feeling depressed? Because it had a lot of hemp-heavy thoughts.
3. Why did the hemp plant go to therapy? Because it was struggling to cope with its own cordage.
4. Why was the hemp plant kicked out of school? Because it kept weaving itself into knots during class.
5. What do you get when you cross a hemp plant with a potato? A joint-tater.
6. Why did the hemp plant become a comedian? Because it was good at making people feel ropy.
7. What do you call a hemp plant that's always angry? A grumpy hempster.
8. Why did the hemp plant join a band? Because it wanted to be a string bean.
9. What do you get when you cross a hemp plant with a cat? A kitty-kush.
10. Why did the hemp plant go on a diet? Because it was trying to slim down its stalks.
11. Why did the hemp plant go to the gym? To work on its bud-dy strength.
12. What do you get when you cross a hemp plant with a rabbit? A hare-vana.
13. Why did the hemp plant go to the beach? To catch some waves and soak up some sun.
14. What do you get when you cross a hemp plant with a duck? A quack-adilla.
15. Why did the hemp plant go to the library? To get some new strains to read.
16. What do you get when you cross a hemp plant with a dog? A pooch-a-dilla.
17. Why did the hemp plant go to the zoo? To see the animals and get high on the fresh air.
18. What do you get when you cross a hemp plant with a chicken? A hen-nabis.
19. Why did the hemp plant go to the park? To take a leaf and relax on the grass.
20. What do you get when you cross a hemp plant with a pig? A pork-a-dilla.
21. Why did the hemp plant go to the doctor? It had a case of the chronic pains.
22. How do you get a hemp plant to laugh? Tell it a bud joke.
23. Why was the hemp plant kicked out of the casino? It kept trying to roll a joint instead of dice.
24. Why was the hemp plant feeling blue? It was having a rough day, man.
25. What do you get when you cross a hemp plant with a skunk? A plant that stinks up the whole neighborhood.
26. Why did the hemp plant go to therapy? It was feeling really herbally unbalanced.
27. How do you know if a hemp plant is feeling stressed out? It starts to smoke a lot.
28. What did the hemp plant say when it got a good grade on a test? "I guess I was just feeling leafy."
29. Why did the hemp plant go to the gym? It wanted to get ripped.
30. Why was the hemp plant feeling down in the dumps? It was having a bad weed day.
31. Why did the hemp plant go to the bar? To smoke a few joints and relax with friends.
32. What do you get when you cross a hemp plant with a fish? A reefer-fish.
33. Why did the hemp plant go to the movie theater? To get high on the big screen.
34. What do you get when you cross a hemp plant with a snake? A slither-nabis.
35. Why did the hemp plant go to the grocery store? To pick up some weed-friendly snacks.
36. What do you get when you cross a hemp plant with a cow? A moo-juana.
37. Why did the hemp plant go to the beach? To catch some waves and get high on the ocean breeze.
38. What do you get when you cross a hemp plant with a dragon? A dragon-bud.
39. Why did the hemp plant go to the club? To dance and get high on the music.
40. What do you get when you cross a hemp plant with a bear? A grizzly-weed.
41. Why did the hemp plant go to the museum? To get high on the art.
42. What do you get when you cross a hemp plant with a monkey? A monkey-nabis.
43. Why did the hemp plant go to the park? To take a leaf and enjoy the scenery.
44. What do you get when you cross a hemp plant with a dolphin? A reefer-dolphin.
45. Why did the hemp plant go to the concert? To get high on the music and have a good time.
46. What do you get when you cross a hemp plant with a giraffe? A giraffe-juana.
47. Why did the hemp plant go to the library? To get high on the books.
48. What do you get when you cross a hemp plant with a sheep? A sheep-a-dilla.
49. Why did the hemp plant go to the theater? To get high on the drama.
50. What do you get when you cross a hemp plant with a horse? A steed-a-dilla.
51. Why did the hemp plant go to the arcade? To get high on the games.
52. What do you get when you cross a hemp plant with a hamster? A hamster-juana.
53. Why did the hemp plant go to the zoo? To get high on the animals.
54. What do you get when you cross a hemp plant with a bear? A grizzly-juana.
55. Why did the hemp plant go to the circus? To get high on the tricks and performances.
56. What do you get when you cross a hemp plant with a lion? A lion-juana.
57. Why did the hemp plant go to the aquarium? To get high on the fish.
58. What do you get when you cross a hemp plant with a squirrel? A squirrel-nabis.
59. Why did the hemp plant go to the amusement park? To get high on the rides and games.
60. What do you get when you cross a hemp plant with a bat? A bat-juana.
61. Why did the hemp plant go to the museum? To get high on the history.
62. What do you get when you cross a hemp plant with a dolphin? A reefer-dolphin.
63. Why did the hemp plant go to the concert? To get high on the music and have a good time.
64. What do you get when you cross a hemp plant with a giraffe? A giraffe-juana.
65. Why did the hemp plant go to the library? To get high on the books.
66. What do you get when you cross a hemp plant with a sheep? A sheep-a-dilla.
67. Why did the hemp plant go to the theater? To get high on the drama.
68. What do you get when you cross a hemp plant with a horse? A steed-a-d
69. Why did the hemp plant go to the arcade? To get high on the games.
70. What do you get when you cross a hemp plant with a hamster? A hamster-juana.
71. Why did the hemp plant go to the zoo? To get high on the animals.
72. What do you get when you cross a hemp plant with a bear? A grizzly-juana.
73. Why did the hemp plant go to the circus? To get high on the tricks and performances.
74. What do you get when you cross a hemp plant with a lion? A lion-juana.
75. Why did the hemp plant go to the aquarium? To get high on the fish.
76. What do you get when you cross a hemp plant with a squirrel? A squirrel-nabis.
77. Why did the hemp plant go to the amusement park? To get high on the rides and games.
78. What do you get when you cross a hemp plant with a bat? A bat-juana.
79. Why did the hemp plant go to the beach? To catch some waves and get high on the sand and sun.
80. What do you get when you cross a hemp plant with a dragon? A dragon-bud.
81. Why did the hemp plant go to the club? To dance and get high on the beats.
82. What do you get when you cross a hemp plant with a cow? A moo-juana.
83. Why did the hemp plant go to the grocery store? To pick up some munchies.
84. What do you get when you cross a hemp plant with a snake? A slither-nabis.
85. Why did the hemp plant go to the bar? To smoke a few joints and have a good time with friends.
86. What do you get when you cross a hemp plant with a fish? A reefer-fish.
87. Why did the hemp plant go to the movie theater? To get high on the big screen.
88. What do you get when you cross a hemp plant with a monkey? A monkey-nabis.
89. Why did the hemp plant go to the park? To take a leaf and enjoy the scenery.
90. What do you get when you cross a hemp plant with a bear? A grizzly-weed.
91. Why did the hemp plant go to the museum? To get high on the art.
92. What do you get when you cross a hemp plant with a dolphin? A reefer-dolphin.
93. Why did the hemp plant go to the concert? To get high on the music and have a good time.
94. What do you get when you cross a hemp plant with a giraffe? A giraffe-juana.
95. Why did the hemp plant go to the library? To get high on the books.
96. What do you get when you cross a hemp plant with a sheep? A sheep-a-dilla.
97. Why did the hemp plant go to the theater? To get high on the drama.
98. Why did the hemp plant go to the farmer's market? To pick up some fresh produce and get high on the ambiance.
99. What do you get when you cross a hemp plant with a bee? A buzzed-up bee-juana.
100. Why did the hemp plant go to the carnival? To get high on the games, rides, and fried food.